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How about another conspiracy theory?

Posted 7/17/25

Pete Stauber is concerned about air quality coming from the Canadian wildfires, and he wants something done about it. So, my advice to Stauber, is the following: Get ahold of “fearless …

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How about another conspiracy theory?

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Pete Stauber is concerned about air quality coming from the Canadian wildfires, and he wants something done about it. So, my advice to Stauber, is the following:
Get ahold of “fearless leader” (pun intended) and have him explain how the Canadians need to start cleaning the forest floor with rakes to avoid this situation again. Then have fearless leader explain how to open the taps on their rivers and lakes to wet the fires down for now.  Have his pardoned film director make a new propaganda picture called “2,000 Matches,” so everyone understands that the Democrats altered the weather patterns as they lit the fires to create the problem. Of course, have him blame the prime minster for secretly not responding fast enough, and holding back firefighters. Then show up for a propaganda photo opp.
If all else fails, have fearless leader impose 100 percent tariffs on Canada as a threat, and tell them if they were an American state, this would never have happened. THAT should convince them!
Barry W. Tungseth
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